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Its been two long weeks now...Hard to! Long and hard. Still the hunt ensues and agencies have been contacted and called. C.V.'s sent and tomorrow I brave once more to Hounslow job center to receive my much needed allowance (Whores will have their trinkets...).
Talking of whores, I moseyed down to the Gothic Nightmares exhibition at Tate Britain the other week. Fuseli and William Blake venting freak all over canvas. Good stuff but not as nightmarish as Id have liked. To sum the exhibit up, Hammond described it as, "Frusely, bit kinky", "Look out behind you! She's an arse!". Also folks, on the 25th of March, Alan Moore (V for "Royalties on the VISA card") is giving a talk about Gothic Nightmares down there too!
In other news... I recently acquired a near dead PS2 that yesterday bit the dust. I had just bought God Of War (Tits 'n ass), slipped it in and the monolith coughed, clicked loudly then died. Nobbers. So I checked online and learnt of an ancient ritual to bring... the once living... back! Screwdrivers, tape, and candles. Ripped the PS2 open. Covered in brown filth and dust! It looked like someone had farted bum dust directly into the unit then gave it to me. After clearing the dust and checking the unit over, opening the drive and cleaning the lense, lube the drive rails (possibly causing the clicking), then cleaning connections and reattaching some lose wires, I began to notice something... The PS2 is cheap. Its insides are made of, string and sawdust. Its pap. There is even felt pen markings drawn over the board where it seems technicians argued over whether to put the graphics card in there or a toaster. I mean, its poo. However, screwed the black box back together and did it work?? Yes! It did. Now my zombie PS2 can play Tits 'n Ass (God of War) and there was much rejoicing.
So they finally got rid of me. Anyone unfortunate enough to be around when I waxed fucked off about the hours I was working and the travel to and from work without a car should be glad I cant complain now. Im also glad im out. This is the kick in the ass I needed to sort shit out.
A plan is comming together...
Meanwhile, more gig pics have gone up (email or message me for high res pics if ya fancy) and Kai has flown the coup. I hope you're being good to Hong Kong, maybe we should have warned the embassy...
p.s. If anyone stumbles on a job ya think I might like... gimmie a buzz (Apart from you, Kai, im not sure I could manage the commute )
Its been two long weeks now...Hard to! Long and hard. Still the hunt ensues and agencies have been contacted and called. C.V.'s sent and tomorrow I brave once more to Hounslow job center to receive my much needed allowance (Whores will have their trinkets...).
Talking of whores, I moseyed down to the Gothic Nightmares exhibition at Tate Britain the other week. Fuseli and William Blake venting freak all over canvas. Good stuff but not as nightmarish as Id have liked. To sum the exhibit up, Hammond described it as, "Frusely, bit kinky", "Look out behind you! She's an arse!". Also folks, on the 25th of March, Alan Moore (V for "Royalties on the VISA card") is giving a talk about Gothic Nightmares down there too!
In other news... I recently acquired a near dead PS2 that yesterday bit the dust. I had just bought God Of War (Tits 'n ass), slipped it in and the monolith coughed, clicked loudly then died. Nobbers. So I checked online and learnt of an ancient ritual to bring... the once living... back! Screwdrivers, tape, and candles. Ripped the PS2 open. Covered in brown filth and dust! It looked like someone had farted bum dust directly into the unit then gave it to me. After clearing the dust and checking the unit over, opening the drive and cleaning the lense, lube the drive rails (possibly causing the clicking), then cleaning connections and reattaching some lose wires, I began to notice something... The PS2 is cheap. Its insides are made of, string and sawdust. Its pap. There is even felt pen markings drawn over the board where it seems technicians argued over whether to put the graphics card in there or a toaster. I mean, its poo. However, screwed the black box back together and did it work?? Yes! It did. Now my zombie PS2 can play Tits 'n Ass (God of War) and there was much rejoicing.
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A plan is comming together...
Meanwhile, more gig pics have gone up (email or message me for high res pics if ya fancy) and Kai has flown the coup. I hope you're being good to Hong Kong, maybe we should have warned the embassy...
p.s. If anyone stumbles on a job ya think I might like... gimmie a buzz (Apart from you, Kai, im not sure I could manage the commute )
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